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      <image:title>SPANKING PROTEST - SPANKING PROTEST @ FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FILM, London premiere, 2015</image:title>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - BLOW YOUR OWN TRUMPET, 2015</image:title>
      <image:caption>(Watch film) As seen on ESME BIANCO (Game of Thrones), MARISSA TOMEI (Golden Globe winner), William Orbit, Martin Gore (Depeche Mode) The mini working 'Blow Your Own Trumpet' is a piece of portable self promotion. Because let's face it, no one else is going to do it for you. Hours of fun and annoying in the right way. Click here to purchase a Blow Your Own Trumpet</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - HAND SCREAM 01</image:title>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - DICK FREE LONDON</image:title>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - Initiation : Baptism by Fire 2013 : The  Alchemy</image:title>
      <image:caption>Salavaged drawings from house  fire, water from fire hoses, ash, blood and salvia.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - Furka I  2018, C-Type print</image:title>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - EYECON 2016</image:title>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - Cornicopia 2016</image:title>
      <image:caption>Carved cow bone, gold leaf and paint</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - The Variant Series 2022</image:title>
      <image:caption>Variant II. 2022 Materials: Oil Paint, Inherited Dyed Fur, Canvas. Gallery 46, Whtechapel, London.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - SHADOW OF MY FORMER SELF 01</image:title>
      <image:caption>Photographic Print</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - MULTIMEDIA ENCOUNTERS EXPERIMENTAL APPROACHES TO ETHNOGRAPHIC RESEARCH</image:title>
      <image:caption>UCL Multimedia Anthropology Lab is proud to present Multimedia Encounters, our latest exhibition and experiment created to coincide with UCL MAL’s first academic conference: Multimedia Encounters: Experimental Approaches to Ethnographic Research. Multimedia Encounters attends to the relationship between anthropological thought and computer intelligence. Algorithms and the anthropological mind both operate recursively, dismembering knowledge as we know it, re-calculating and birthing alternative manifestations of ethnographic data. Our exhibition seeks to probe and push this formal equivalence, exploring its limits and creating new ground for future multimedia encounters. The exhibition aims to dissect and examine our own systems of value, to re-think how knowledge is produced, and to create spaces for re-imagining what it means to be (more than) human in a 21st Century mediascape. In addition to presenting the work of conference panellists, our exhibition features work from UCL MAL’s global network of anthropologists, artists and researchers</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - The Liberation Suits. 2017. Istanbul</image:title>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - The Vesica 2022 at Somerset House, text by Isabel De Vasconcellos</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bert Gilbert’s commission for The Horror Show: A Twisted Tale of Modern Britain at Somerset House is a work of thresholds. Not only does it mark the start of Witch, the third chapter in this exhibition surveying the dark seam of subversion running through British culture over the past half-century, but the work itself was conceived to invoke and embody perimeters and limina. How they are breached, and on what terms. The installation brings together several key bodies of work, under the mantle of The Vesica, the geometric, almond-like shape formed by the intersection of two circles of similar radius. The figure resonates from Euclidian geometry, through da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man, touching on religion, mysticism and mythology through the ages. Colloquially, the term was used to refer to the vagina, and this vulva- and womb-like shape can be found in prehistoric art, as well as in associations with Aphrodite/ Venus, the Greek/ Roman goddess of love, with offerings of fish being made in the hope of virility and fertility. In ancient Egypt, it was found in the Temple of Osiris (the god of fertility and the afterlife); the Vesica Piscis was also used to represent the vagina of the Cosmic Mother Goddess, Ma’at. The crossing of two circles widely symbolises the union of opposites – heaven and earth, male and female, human and divine – and the almond-like shape (mandorla) is often used in Christian art to enclose images of religious figures like Jesus, Mary and the Saints. The Vesica Piscis’ (‘fishes bladder’ in Latin), resemblance to the ichthys (fish) made it a secret symbol of greeting in early Christianity; the raising of hands in the shape of a Vesica Piscis surviving today in the joining of hands in prayer. Its shape has echoes that of the amygdala, an area of the brain connected to the limbic system, and widely identified as the seat of the emotions. The Vesica Pisces’ lens-like shape has also seen it represented as an eye, a common motif in Gilbert’s work and in The Vesica itself, where it features in embroidered form as Eyecons, but also as one of her Sky Portal works. The first thing you see of The Vesica is a version of Gilbert’s Vagina Whisperers, a canvas-padded wall punctuated with embroidered vaginas, wounds and fur anuses. “I call them ‘creep holes’, the artist states. They invite the viewer to approach, challenging them to push through the soft sculpture, which throbs with a soundtrack devised in collaboration with composer Colin Waterson. Based on Parmenides’ poem, On Nature, the male narrator is inveigled into a journey by Dike, the Greek goddess of justice, moral order and boundaries. A pre-Socratic Greek philosopher, Parmenides is credited with being the father of logic; yet the ur- expression of the concept of reason is delivered in the form of the incantatory poem that forms the soundscape to The Vesica. In it, Dike guards the threshold between the world of humankind and the realm of the goddess, and she reveals to the narrator the nature of reality. Author Peter Kingsley argues that what appears at first to be counter-intuitive – a clash of form and sense – points to a duality embedded at the very centre of the creation of meaning. In On Nature, Parmenides is coaxed into the underworld by “the daughters of the sun”, to be given the gift of logic by the queen of the death. This paradox expresses the push and pull of thought in action, informed by the tangible and the intangible. Designed to be recited, the dactylic hexameter of the poem has the physiological effect of bringing the heartbeat and breathing rate into harmony. Waterson has taken his cue from these cadences, to create an esoteric soundscape accompanying a female voice reading of the poem in Ancient Greek. Their shuddering, orgasmic qualities are heightened by wearables, embedded into the sculpture to enhance the sub-frequencies running through the track, evoking altered states. The physical and aural veils of the Vagina Whisperers echo the flayed membranes of Gilbert’s Shedded Skins (inspired by the Jungian concepts of the shadow and golden shadow, and Mesopotamian goddess Inanna’s journey to the underworld) hanging from its façade. They mark transitions and crossing points. Beautiful and intricate boundaries, they confront the viewer with the urge to delve deeper, but it’s an urge carries the implication of transgression. Their existence is an enticement, but also a line of consent. To those crossing The Vesica’s threshold or merely peeking below its surface from outside, Gilbert has created what she describes as a mystery theatre, a hallucinogenic glimpse into the world of dreams and the subconscious, populated by individual works animating aspects of a practise suffused in archetypal languages and ancient symbolisms. The Penetrable Man reclaims the notion of Adam’s Rib, by creating a man from one of Gilbert’s vagina sculptures. Inspired by the Wound Man, a medieval diagram of a sliced, bitten, stabbed and bleeding figure used as a reference for surgeons, this image of a brutalised body was designed not to inspire horror or pathos, but the reverse. Each of the lesions and wounds is part of a visual index of ailments, with accompanying cures. The Wound Man is a manual for the miracles of medical craft. Reinterpreted by Gilbert as a padded and disjointed figure studded with vaginal wounds and eyes, this is a male body made vulnerable, challenging power dynamics and the banality of sexual violence. Gilbert’s work may be humorous and sly, but it’s also unflinching in bearing witness to physical and emotional abuse, and biological grief. It counters the trauma with its antidote, the power of resilience, the talismans of the sacred feminine and procreation. Personal, but also species, survival.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Paper Portal VII : Lava Medusa: Don’t Panic , it’s Vplcanic insoired by the Omni Cover by Doug Webb “ The Greenhouse Effect: Apocalypse now or Chiciken little “ 1991</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - The Penetrable Man 2020</image:title>
      <image:caption>Calico, wool, silk thread, glass beads, Ink and brass. Based on medieval illustrations of the “Wound Man” which depicted illustrations of wounds made in battle https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/the-many-lives-of-the-medieval-wound-man</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - Third eye suit, Ziggurhat and Pineal wand. 2016</image:title>
      <image:caption>Performance still : Silk, wood, fiberglass, digitally printed lyrca, gold leaf, foam and crystal</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SELECTED  ARTWORK - Hand Scream 2016</image:title>
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      <image:title>PRESS - Spanking protest at Fifty Shades of Grey premiere</image:title>
      <image:caption>Watch video @The Telegraph, UK</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Words by Kirsty Allison</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She has made you a net to hook your missing skin. If that won’t suffice she has formed an escape door for one in red stringy fur. Last resort, a black rubber mirror that Dorian Gray would covet. Bert Gilbert seemingly produces at a silent mach-worthy pace. Her hand touches every material as if they were born together. There exists no gap between the delicate embroidery of an eye to the steel bastions of lines to hang anything. Anything. As she does not meditate on materials, she lives with ideas under her skin. I suspect there is little space of consideration to her next object to conquer. She is akin to a bird that molts feathers to change appearance, perhaps to change fluff, perhaps to comfort everyone. She makes a nest for a nest. Sophie Calle asked for permission to lay an empty white dress on Sigmund Freud’s couch. The couch that is now cared for like a king’s abandoned throne. The flat dress is screaming absence for breakfast. He is missing. She is missing. It begs the question of why materialism can strike our hearts with such a concrete blow. Absence is a complexity of I needed you, and now you are air. You find yourself desperately sucking in air. It feels a bit dreadful, the panic of searching. Bert Gilbert is a breathing work of art. I can’t imagine her having that thought. I can, however, imagine her in her heavy British-lilt scolding me for the suggestion. She is not keeping her ego company. She seems to be hell bent on devising a method to keep invisible emotions company. She hand sews what appears to be the equivalent of what ten machines could do in an hour. To her, the crucial impact is her hand guiding the metal and thread. Bert has taken on ancestral chimes as if she has a responsibility to the wind that is responsible for their clanging. Her drive to create her own animal pelts with razor precision has a casual deployment. She hangs them on branches as if the fabric and stitching are salted meat drying in the sun. Shock corridors of netted up sorrow. Hooks to dazzle their passage. The scale of her corridors is exaggerated for a repeated entrance and exit. She isn’t creating to intimidate her audience with scale. She’s engineered a scale for them to hide in sweet mercy. You could offer a casted trauma that belongs in a hot pink bubble net as she would never want you laying on Freud’s couch. Oh the vulnerability would be abhorrent! Bert was given a pile of mink fur as a donation. She proceeded to create an entire cocoon of the hair made for one and then scented it for a curious finish. She wore it in a gallery performance describing it as a slow parade. Her manifesto is a reported as ‘bleeding between the lines’. An acute observation of how subtext functions. When prompted on her practice she proclaims it a record keeping, a kind of visual record. She has given visual mediums the power of careful attention. One begins to feel an obsessive pull of tracking, the language of tracking repurposed. Her instinct is perhaps born of a lack of care to record her when she needed it. It’s as if she has manufactured every object that one may need if they were handed wrecks of the truth. There is a profound greatness in multiplying objects to create a library of protection. She is the recent mother of a furred wall hanging with eyes. As if to say I see you softly, I will witness as a poured favor. She has ecstatically lit up colors of abstraction to fill her armory. Color is a mainstay and there is a particular command of red. Red is blood. Red is the commonality of the physical pain we share. I am under your skin A beg stare hysteria A door as sin and you you will stay inside with no doors a bleak louse your head is a future feature</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“ Bert Gilbert who has a ritualistic and metaphysical approach to materials has created a series of sculptures using formerly discarded animal pelts that she has painted with intricate symbolic designs hung on tree branches. With a similar affinity with nature and organic materials “ There is a current tendency for some artists to look beyond everyday reality into the realms of the metaphysical incorporating elements of myth, alchemy, animism, folklore and ritual into their practice. The premise behind the curatorial concept that artists have taken on the role of shamans in contemporary society is purely metaphorical rather than literal. Shamanism can be defined as a universal phenomenon that relato humanity’s relationship to spirituality through nature with its roots in the cultures of indigenous peoples across the world. These mystical spiritual practices have their origins in parts of Siberia, Australia, Africa and the Americas as well as pre-modern Europe. Like shamanism, art can be a calling, a means of exploring non-ordinary states of consciousness as if in communion with an external force or ‘spirit’. The creation of a work of art can sometimes involve a process of metamorphosis, insights, visions and dreams, in a quest for life’s deeper meaning. This diverse collection of international artists using the mediums of drawing, painting, sculpture, photography, video, and installation are in tune with a new sensibility that also embraces aspects of ecology, sustainability and futurism. These works can evoke our connection with the natural world and help us to feel part of an all-inclusive collective vision of our ancestor’s bond with nature. Shamanism cares for the well- being of both nature and human nature, and their inter-relationship, a quality that many artists also strive to capture in their work. Although there is a common misconception that nature is an autonomous entity existing independent from the human race, we are of course all part of nature. The artist’s observation and understanding of nature tends to relate to an understanding of human nature, and of the human condition within nature. By applying aspects of shamanism to the contemporary, artists express an awareness of nature’s dual enigmatic force and fragility. Shamanism relates to humanity’s relationship to art and spirituality and is traditionally used to communicate with unseen forces for the purpose of divination and healing. there is also the notion that animals and certain plants have a spirit that is alive and conscious, so shamans sometimes wear animal masks to invoke metaphysical powers through the inherent forces of nature. Shamanism can also involve the magical transformation of humans into animals, prophetic dreams, and interaction with the souls of the dead. Shamans are seers who are believed to be endowed with profound spiritual insight or knowledge and possess intuitive powers with an ability to prophesy future events. Despite its suppression and stigmatization in the West, shamanism still exists around the world and age-old rituals continue to be passed down from generation to generation and are still performed even in some European agrarian societies to bring fertility as well as to engender harmony and well-being in village communities.</image:caption>
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