Signed and numbered limited edition of 200 bone china art plates.

A 6.5 inch bone china plate printed with a repeating Flower of Life sacred geometry. The plate is intended as a contemporary protective object for the home – a protective evil eye and small portal of mundane magic into a wider cosmology of plants, perception and altered seeing. Designed to sit on a wall, altar or table.

The original one and only, mini, working 'Blow Your Own Trumpet' is a piece of portable self promotion. Because let's face it, no one else is going to do it for you. Hours of fun and annoying in the right way.

Join the hilarious and annoying world of mini working trumpets.

Handcast Sterling Silver, Brass or 18k Gold plated Trumpet THAT MAKES A TRUMPET SOUND!!

As seen on the captains of trumpet blowing JOE LYCETT, ESME BIANCO (Game of Thrones), MARISSA TOMEI (Golden Globe winner), William Orbit, Martin Gore (Depeche Mode) to name but a few

Also available in a 3d printed version.

Trumpet blowing for all!

( Trumpets are all hand made to order and have a 2-3 week making time)

A unique lazer engraved, rose quartz dick crystal, a perfect gift for crystal enthusiasts, also functions as an anatomical votive.

Freshly minted new art necklace “The Clit Coin”, a snake’s eye, a vagina , a portal and new crypotcurrency/ clitocurrency.

Forget the bitcoin and invest in clitcoin.. that’s if you can find it :)

18k gold plated sterling silver with long 25 inch chain

Sterling silver with long 25 inch chain

C-type photographic pearlised print 15x15cm, signed and edition of 100

A.I generated with original Bert Gilbert source imagery

C-type photographic pearlised print 15x15cm, signed and edition of 100

A.I generated with original Bert Gilbert source imagery

C-type photographic pearlised print 15x15cm, signed and edition of 100

A.I generated with original Bert Gilbert source imagery

C-type photographic pearlised print 15x15cm, signed and edition of 100

A.I generated with original Bert Gilbert source imagery

C-type photographic pearlised print 15x15cm, signed and edition of 100

A.I generated with original Bert Gilbert source imagery

C-type photographic pearlised print 15x15cm, signed and edition of 100

A.I generated with original Bert Gilbert source imagery

limited edition poster 12 X 17 inch with hand painted gold detail from recent show at Somerset house

inspired by the hermetic mystic, Hermes Trismegistus:

“As above, so below, as within, so without, as the universe, so the soul...”

The paper portal series dramatise the premise of the Axis Mundi and Anima Mundi. The ovals representing the sacred geometry of the Vesica Pisces, a conduit between the celestial and the terrestrial, they activate mythical journeys into different mystic traditions and cosmologies.

These detailed drawings were meditatively made with a 0.05 ink pen during Covid19. They represent initiatory journeys through fragmented, disembodied, altered states via stargates or portal points and they intend the viewer to see or feel a different way through in a time of stasis and entropy.

This drawing is a reworking of the engraving The Holy mountain of Initiation by Raphael Custodis 1616, it functions as an Vesica conjuring a journey to the underworld, the phoenix rises in triumph and the Egyptian arms hold a feather and a heart, weighing the deeds in life that will grant your fate in the otherworld

1/100 signed and editioned on Giclee print on Hahnemule German Etching paper. 12 X 17 inch

Channeling Lilith …A reworking of the 15th century illumination “ Anatomical Zodiac Man “ by Tres Riches Heures du Duc de Berry.

1/100 signed and editioned on Giclee print on Hahnemule German Etching paper. . 12 X 17 inch with Hand painted Gold details.

This drawing is a reworking of the illustration “Philosophers Stone” by J.A.Knapp featured in the book The Secret teaching of all ages by Manly p. Hall 1925. It combines a depiction of the philosophers stone reworked into a crystal vesica surrounded by the Dark Constellations of the Likan Antai Tribe from the Atacama Desert of Chile. The center of the vesica holds the constellation of the Pleiades also know as the Seven Sisters.

From the Paper Portal series:

SO BELOW, AS ABOVE,32 2020.

1/100 signed and editioned on Giclee print on Hahnemule German Etching paper. 17 x 12 inch

inspired by the hermetic mystic, Hermes Trismegistus:

“As above, so below, as within, so without, as the universe, so the soul...”

The paper portal series dramatise the premise of the Axis Mundi and Anima Mundi. The ovals representing the sacred geometry of the Vesica Pisces, a conduit between the celestial and the terrestrial, they activate mythical journeys into different mystic traditions and cosmologies.

These detailed drawings were meditatively made with a 0.05 ink pen during Covid19. They represent initiatory journeys through fragmented, disembodied, altered states via stargates or portal points and they intend the viewer to see or feel a different way through in a time of stasis and entropy.

This print is reworking of The Portal of the Second Order a painting by Major J F C Fuller an early disciple of English poet and magician Aleister Crowley he became a leading member, editing order documents and its journal, The Equinox.